The sh(Br)it Awards

What a joke this was! There were some really bizarre results here

• British Male Solo Artist James Morrison
• British Female Solo Artist Amy Winehouse
• British Group Arctic Monkeys
• MasterCard British Album Arctic Monkeys
  “Whatever people say I am, that’s what I’m not”
• British Single Take That “Patience”
• British Breakthrough Act Fratellis
• British Live Act Muse
• International Male Solo Artist Justin Timberlake
• International Female Solo Artist Nelly Furtado
• International Group The Killers
• International Album Killers “Sam’s Town”
• International Breakthrough Act Orson
• Outstanding Contribution to Music Oasis

James Morrison deserved British Male Solo Artist.
Amy Winehouse deserved British Female Solo Artist.
Arctic Monkeys were the best of a bad lot for British Group.
Amy Winehouse or Lily Allen should have won Mastercard British Album.
Will Young should have got British Single but Take That were my number two choice anyway.
Fratellis rightly deserved British Breakthrough Act although I was surprised they won it.
Muse beat George Michael for Best Live Act? No chance, they are good but not that good.
Jutin Timberbrain wins International Male Solo Artist? Bad choice of an awful list of nominees.
Nelly Furtado beat Christina Aguilera and Pink? PAH!
The Killers beat Scissor Sisters and Red Hot Chilli Peppers for International Group? Oh dear oh dear.
Scissor Sisters should have won International Album!
International Breakthrough Act should have been Ray Lamontagne, the man is a singing and songwriting god!