Things You Don't Want to Hear a Chaos Magician Say

• With some slight modification I can make it better.


• Anyone seen that talisman of mine? I seem to have misplaced it.


• Parsons was a wanker--- Watch this!


• Now it's time for the triple invocation of Loki, Coyote, and Baphomet.


• Help!


• What you don't know can't hurt you, right?


• Don't worry, everything's under control.


• I know what I'm doing.


• Trust me.


• Hastur, Hastur, Hast---


• Oops


• No, I planned this, honest!


• I'm glad you asked...


• But the *theory* is sound.


• Yeah, but you should see the other guy.


• But if it's already dead, how can it be a sacrafice?


• Now if only I had some bungee cords.


• Then Cthulu showed up.


• I really wish I had some chalk right about now.


• Everybody needs a hobby, right?